Perpetual unit Lyrics

I might have put on a couple of pounds

I want to be triangle but am round

I can feel my trousers tearing

I bought them special, supposed to be hard wearing

I know precisely what the problem is

I consume in massive quantities

I need fuel to give me energy

That excuse does not even fool me

I lift because I'm large

I'm large because I lift

I think I have been cursed to be

A perpetual unit

I lift because I'm large

I'm large because I lift

I think I have been cursed to be

A perpetual unit

Shake, protein shake, eggs, chips and gravy

Gotta fuel up cos it's getting heavy

Belt is creaking, jeans are getting tight

Mass increasing. Guts are sexy, right

I lift because I'm large

I'm large because I lift

I think I have been cursed to be

A perpetual unit

I lift because I'm large

I'm large because I lift

I think I have been cursed to be

A perpetual unit

No I don't, no I don't wanna go

Don't wanna go and do any cardio

No I don't, no I don't wanna go

Don't wanna go and do any cardio

No I don't, no I don't wanna go

Don't wanna go and do any cardio

No I don't, no I don't wanna go

Don't wanna go and do any cardio

I lift because I'm large

I'm large because I lift

I think I have been cursed to be

A perpetual unit

I lift because I'm large

I'm large because I lift

I think I have been cursed to be

A perpetual unit

I lift because I'm large

I'm large because I lift

I think I have been cursed to be

A perpetual unit

I lift because I'm large

I'm large because I lift

I think I have been cursed to be

A perpetual unit