Creepy Crawlers Lyrics

I hate the little flies

That live in little flower pots

I hate the way they fly around

Acting like they own the lot

No remedies will do

I've tried and tried, they can't be stopped

And now my plants are rotting

And the flies are all I've got

I hate the little ants

That live under my kitchen sink

I hate the way they multiply

Oh, so fast, I'm scared to blink

They're eating all my crumbs

And stealing all my summer sweets

I can't make them go away

I think I might be jinxed

I hate the little earwigs

Laying eggs inside my brain

I hate the way they didn't ask

Never even asked my name

They feed on my amygdala

Sleeping soundly in membrane

If they linger any longer

Oh I know I'll go insane

I hate the little spiders

That live in all the climbing trees

I hate the way they crawl around

And drop onto my bony knees

I just wanna spend my days

Living there among the leaves

If I climb into one more web

You'll hear just how I scream