Ikea 3008 Lyrics

So I was staring at my wonderful gamer PC setup the other day

And I'm like

"Damn I am such an epic gamer"

Like seriously, Ninja hit me up for a build battle some time alright

Oh, wait nevermind we can't do that

Yuh, ay, YUH

Hit the dark web catch another case

When I'm on Myspace I'm untraceable call me John Cena (Cena)

Zoomers runnin' up to me like "Gold I wanna be ya" (Zoomers)

Money stretch long like an infinite Ikea (Scared)

Scared to fail like I got Freddy in my pizzeria

I be stackin' up the cheese marinara mama mia

If I see a femboy I go onomatopoeia (Awooga)

Money stretch long like an infinite Ikea (Ikea)

Got that pussy wetter than Vaporeon

Low poly analog horror built like Porygon

We can have sex, but I'm keeping Rick and Morty on

Black people take over Japan, call it Cory-Con (Shogun)

Did a subathon got banned for saying slurs

I should definitely take a break from my computer

I am not a furry I'm a neko ok, boomer (Uwu)

All my middle school bullies were right I am a looser (Lose)

Rappers think that they can match me, you are not that guy

Don't know how the hell they thought that that was gonna fly

You got ratio'd twice, aw, wanna cry (Cry)

Call me Kane Pixels cause' I'm fallin' out the sky (Oowee)

I'm fast, but I ain't a spaz still I show speed

I only do this shit for money got the Pot of Greed (Money)

All the pot I need bitch I bought a lot of weed

Ok I concede I invested in an NFT (Gross)

Hit the dark web catch another case

When I'm on Myspace I'm untraceable call me John Cena (Cena)

Zoomers runnin' up to me like "Gold I wanna be ya" (Zoomers)

Money stretch long like an infinite Ikea (Scared)

Scared to fail like I got Freddy in my pizzeria

I be stackin' up the cheese marinara mama mia

If I see a femboy I go onomatopoeia (Awooga)

Money stretch long like an infinite Ikea (Ikea)

Call me Ironmouse cause' I'm too scared to show my face

I'm a degen, disappointment to the human race (Race)

All you twitter nerds acidic, cause' I'm fuckin' based

Roomie found the cum jar, I gotta find a new place

I'm so fuckin' devious I gave your boyfriend nut licks

Clicked a fishy link that said "DM me for butt pics"

When I make an Onlyfans they gon' call me slut rich

And I be queerbaitin' say I'm gay, but I don't suck dick (Dick)

My mom should've never gotten me a laptop

I watch so much yaoi might as well call it a faptop

I fell off harder than the guy who made SLAP CHOP

Didn't mean to yell I fell asleep on the caps lock (Oops)

I'm a hack job, never made a whack job (Whack)

Shane Dawson learned how to jerk his cat off (Eugh)

My drip shines homie I can never wax off

Might as well go and snort soup and drink a corn cob (Cob)

I'm so moist, all my criticisms cr1tikal

Some people don't like me cause' they think I'm too cynical

Last time I checked I wasn't Pyro, that's a miricle

Cause' British people aren't know for being very lyrical (JJ)

I kill the beats, but I never take it cereal

They don't realize that I'm bein' so satirical

Everything tastes shitty after I had crab imperial

Who got beef with me, rap like Carti I'm Ethereal (What)

Hit the dark web catch another case

When I'm on Myspace I'm untraceable call me John Cena (Cena)

Zoomers runnin' up to me like "Gold I wanna be ya" (Zoomers)

Money stretch long like an infinite Ikea (Scared)

Scared to fail like I got Freddy in my pizzeria

I be stackin' up the cheese marinara mama mia

If I see a femboy I go onomatopoeia (Awooga)

Money stretch long like an infinite Ikea (Ikea)

Fun fact, I didn't actually write this outro

All of this is just coming off the top of my brain so

Uh if it sounds stupid then blame... me I guess

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