Drunk Driving Lyrics

Get up from the couch

Stumbling on the floor

No food in the fridge

Stumble out door

Running over pylons

Ripping up the grass in the park

And I'll make sure to run down

Anyone who glows in the dark

I have a gun and I'm off my medication

I'm having fun and I'm headed to the gas station

I don't give much thought

To the condition I arrive in

Cause I'm drunk drivin'

Because of my BAC

My synapses are all firin'

Cause I'm drunk drivin'

Everyday is better than the last

It's more than just survinin'

Cause I'm drunk drivin'

Slam my foot down to the floor

Just to see the speedometer risin'

Cause I'm drunk drivin'

Eyes are feeling heavy

Foot is heavy too

Taking corners fast

Cause it's really fun to do

Pass out for a second

In the Wendy's drive-thru

Clip the curb as I'm pulling out

And I crack another brew

I have a gun and I'm off my medication

I'm having fun this is such a euphoric sensation

I don't give much thought

To the condition I arrive in

Cause I'm drunk drivin'

Because of my BAC

My synapses are all firin'

Cause I'm drunk drivin'

Everyday is better than the last

It's more than just survinin'

Cause I'm drunk drivin'

Slam my foot down to the floor

Just to see the speedometer risin'

Cause I'm drunk drivin'