Doug (skit) Lyrics

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Brian I have a message for you

You keep calling this number

Asking for somebody by the name of Doug

You have a wrong number

You call here again

You, and your drug smoking, drinking, sniffing, snorting buddies

We're turning this phone number over to the

Come bu luh, come, Columbus Police Department

And they're gonna run an investigation

And they're gonna find out where you live

And you're gonna be under arrest

So get it straight

Don't call this number again

Do you get it