It's Just Cheese, Dog Lyrics

I welcome you into my home Cheddar

(Woof)

Not as a pet

Not as a friend

But as my brethren

(Arf)

You have come to me when I needed you most

(Ruff)

My father will not accept you

(Arf arf)

But I will let you in through my back window

I will give you water

And I will buy you food from my allowance

(Heavy doglike breathing)

All you have to do is not eat the cheese

You mustn't eat the cheese

Are you fucking kidding me

It ate the fucking Tillamook

(Ruh roh)

Piece of shit mutt

Rusty Wilson had a pebble in his brain

And you'd think that he's insane

But he's just a kid

Oh no

Rusty Wilson found a dog on his way home

Now he'll never be alone

Cause he found a friend

Oh yeah

Father Wilson wasn't a fan of the pup

Started calling her a mutt

But she's just a bitch

Oh yeah

Rusty's doggy ate a block of Tillamook

Rusty got a little spooked

That his dad would Flip

Oh no

How could you do this cheddar

How could you bring this Tillamook tragedy into my house

Get out of here

You gouda Gordo

Get out of here you fat fucking dog