Central European Boars Lyrics

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You got to be a central European boar

You got to

You have no choice

(Gotta get good quality)

You got to be a central European boar

Got to have, you gotta be a furry pig

You gotta roll in the mud and drink up your slop

And when it's all over, will you come out on top?

With your eyes closed!

Then your mind clears, the mind fogs

The defog, it's coming for ya

It's here, even

We're here

You've got to be a central European boar

You've got to

You got to be a boar

A central European boar

Gotta have a real need for slop

Gotta sleep

Gotta sleep in the in the wild

And be a feral hog

And don't you get me started on being a

I can't say that, that's too close

The rhyme that you're all thinking of

It's too close to the real one

What do I say instead?

Vote on your devices now

Too late

From being a frog

With your eyes closed!

Then moving quite loudly your hooves make the sound

You're a central European boar!

You're a central European boar, and you got the

Tomato sauce someone threw out and put in your slop bin

Today you get tomato sauce to eat

Normally it's just scraps of bread covered in lentil soup that Farmer Dan gives you

Farmer Dan is this, he's this uh

Well he's actually, uh, he's been farming all his life

He was born unto Farmer Slim

And Farmer Slim, don't even get me started on him

You've got to be a boar!

A central European boar!

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