Alexander Lyrics

You were my home screen

When I was

Only sixteen

And you would

Follow me in back pocket

Kiss me quick until we lost it

When I was eighteen we

Finally agreed I

Would fly to Florida

And nobody would know except for me

But I didn't come back with a smile

I came back with a red sweater that was

Never meant to be mine

Oh Alexander

I should raise my standards

I wasted my money on a flight

Wasted my time in your life

Oh Alexander

Did you ever tell her

If it wasn't me you'd be settling

When you were 21 you

Got a little too drunk and you

Called me from California

Said, "Babe, I wanna hold ya."

So I flew a couple thousand miles

Just to meet the girl I thought you had left behind

Oh Alexander

Why'd you have to bring her

I wasted my money on a flight

Wasted my time in your life

Oh Alexander

Did you ever tell her

If it wasn't me you'd be settling

You went and married her

I hope you're happier

Knowing that you can

Search my name on Instagram

You can't deny that

You see my snapchat

But you'd have to type it in

Cause I'm not in your following

Oh Alexander

I'm so glad I'm not her

I wasted my money on a flight

Wasted my time in your life

Oh Alexander

Did you ever tell her

If it wasn't me you'd be settling