Unicorns Are Gangsta Lyrics

So I'm sitting in the couch, right

Next thing you know

The bus driver comes knocking on my chimney

And tells me

His tree grew so tall

It drilled into the cash register

I got my morals back from Vietnam

And my pizza got burn

My engine nearly exploded in a traffic jam

Cow nards

Pandemic Pete is at my doorstep

And I don't know what to do

Standing everyday with you

I found the exit

Yes Baba

The Battle of Bunker Hill happened on June

Seventeen, seventeen seventy five

The American patriots lost but proved

They could their own against the British

Mom, where are you

I eated it all

Oh, Pablo, no

Oh, it's talking bean

Studying about god complexes

KFC gamer, caught lackies

In khakis in my Honda with my keys

I cry on a daily basis

Banana me plant wife

Your heartbeats my eardrums

To the sweetest melody

Our harmony will be a formidable force

And Bandee is the dumbest Bambisona

Ha an, boss boss

Lost some pizza on my roof

An idea approaches at high velocity

Lol, trying to write a music worthy comment

Anxiety

McDonald's food was too expensive for me

Sued McDonald's for ten ninety nine

I think I left my consciousness

In the sixth dimension, balls

Don't tell me my bean

Extracted from the salsa twice again

Don't trust jumbo shrimp

Gimme a box with a fox

Accidentally punched a ape

My morals are back, they booked a flight

I ate eight beans and died

Deez nuts that Ben gave me are really nutritious

Dababy turned me into a chicken nugget

I put my microwave in my toaster bed

Amber Heard is getting stiffed armed

Harder than Derrick Henry

That vegan teacher

Outside McDonald's eating burger

I got stuck in the backrooms

Again last night at seven forty-two P-M

Why won't you let me paint the window girl

A ceiling fan spins

Girl, what even is the concept of time

Unicorns are gangsta

Don't use a toilet in a dream