Felonies Lyrics

Imma give her penis cause I'm an organ donor

She suck my nuts for the dough like her name was homer

All my niggas dawgs and I got the boner

She look like medusa she made me a stoner

HMM

DAMN

What the fuck was that

Imma bout to snap like my dick in a mouse trap

Yo bitch gave me head like a bottle but that's cap

I gave yo bitch my wood now she oozing that tree sap

Fucked a bald bitch her head look like a knee cap

Damn a knee cap

Yeah that's right

I don't ever drink cola bitch I just drink Pepsi

Pull up to the playground flashed a kid with epilepsy

Bruh I stay porn hub

My parents don't ever test me

Imma horny motherfucker

Bitch I have big testis

Bounce around town on my balls like my name randy

Bitch like bob the builder imma need her to give me a handy

I'm at the Burger King bitch gimme my crown

Don't give fuck if it's only for the kiddies bitch

Gimme my crown

I took my momma whip then I got Glock dookie

Aim it at my op call him mister poopy

He begging for his life saying please don't shoot me

Nah fool this gone be a movie

Smack a bitch with toast make him an idiot sandwich

Can't watch porn Wi-Fi don't got bandwidth

Try jerking left hand I just couldn't stand it

My right hand was broken good man just gave a handy

When to special Ed and I tried to fight them

Special Ed kids don't really like me

They belong in the UFC the way they fighting

Showed them power rangers and they got excited

Pink ranger bad as shit she always got me bricked up

Really over here calling it stick talk

I got a limp every time that I walk

Tent in my pants shit stay pitched up

I'm not trying to say I got a big cock

I'm just saying that my leg is fucked up

After some good top

They thought we were religious when they saw that we were burning bush

I don't even get high I just like turning my brain to mush

Me and my crew you know that we are going to stay winning

Sure you had a hit but it was your last one like ninth innings

I just had breath holding contest against a kid with asthma

So much blood all around it look he donating plasma

I'm so successful I pray on my own downfall just to make it fair

I don't even rap I'm just doing this all off a double dare

Proof is in the pudding your is ass lactose intolerant

We are Neapolitan and we don't fuck with intolerance

So much money laundering I had to claim it was a scholarship

I slid up on your block only to see it was impoverished

I just stole a cop car to arrest myself for driving without a license

I just threw a surprise party for myself and was disappointed I wasn't excited

You were mean to me in high school so for my birthday party you will not get invited

Now I just hope they don't use this song as evidence for an indictment

You dumbasses are going to jail