Side Dude 101 Lyrics

One of what I found to be downright hilarious

Is how many married men have been trying to befriend me since Mr. Bring Her Back

Like, I don't think they understand how this works

Like, sometimes, I'll explain it

Sometimes I get approached by the couples, you know, the husband and the wife or whatever

And you know, we hang out

I mean, this is where side dudes come from

Side dudes aren't, I'm joking, some random guy

Your woman's not out here

Some women are not out here just trying to get their dudes to cheat with, okay

But in some instances, sometimes the husbands, you know, make the first move

And I don't know how to take it, you know

Because you're bringing me around your fine-ass wife

And I don't know if you want me to be side dude

Or if you want me to be somebody that you don't

I don't know, like, why, I don't know

Maybe I'm insecure when it comes to making friends

Um, but I will say this

There is a rule, fellas, before you introduce me to your fine-ass wife

You know you got a fine-ass wife

Your goal and your intention is not a threesome and possibly an affair

That I'm gonna have with her, and she's gonna get out of the divorce because we had a threesome

If it's not that

You, if you and her didn't meet

And me and you didn't meet before you and her met

Nigga, it's fair game

Don't try to become my friend to learn the rules and learn the, no, it's fair game

I do what the fuck I'm asked to do

That's it