Conspiracy Lyrics

Lies!

It's all lies

It's all just make believe

Everything you thought you knew

Was just a conspiracy!

The truth will set you free!

The truth is

Aliens (real)

Bigfoot (real)

We landed on the moon but

The moon's (not real)

C.I.A.

J.F.K.

Mk Ultra

The rich stay richer

cuz elites eat poor kids

(One) there's a deep state

(Two) there's a deeper state

The deep down state

The deepest state

The further you fall down

The bigger the leap

I saw it all online man

And I couldn't sleep!

(And I'll never sleep again)

Laughter is not the best medicine

The grass on the other side totally sucks

The squeakiest wheel always gets the grease

Cuz the one with the grease

Wants the wheel to shut up

One time

A friend of a friend

Told another friend that he had

Seen a guy die

When he drank twenty galleons of milk in one sitting

That's gotta be true

Why would Jeremy lie

It's not just make believe

It's not some fantasy

Just a big conspiracy

A big conspiracy