Dear Yeti, Dear Sasquatch Lyrics

Dear Yeti, hello Yeti dear

Everything is crazy here

The people never come outside

I rarely ever have to hide

I don't know what is going on

But clearly there is something wrong

But it's fun to watch this human zoo

I'm doing fine what's up with you?

Dear Sasquatch nice to hear from you

Over here is crazy too

Normally this time of year

We're mobbed with climbers and their gear

But I haven't seen a single soul

The sherpas must be on the dole

It's getting warmer every day

I'm afraid the snow will melt away

I really wouldn't worry though

I've seen the humans come and go

I hope you're happy over there

Keep me posted and take care