IF I WERE A ZOMBIE Lyrics

Our love story could be kind of gory, far from boring

We'd meet at a post-apocalypse

Yeah, I'd be slowly walking in a group stalking you

You'd be the only man alive that I could not resist

I tread through all this rubble and dirt

Wondering if I'm the last man on earth

Even though the whole fucking world is cursed

I've been thinking of you and ways we might work

Tryna find a cure, I've been doing research

On how these effects might get reversed

Now maybe that is wishful thinking

But I swear my spider-sense is tingling

She's a freak and she's so bloodthirsty

All I can say is Lord have mercy...

If you were a zombie there'd be no lovebites

Cus in 10 minutes I know what I'd look like

Yeah, it's the god damn apocalypse

Every city is a fallen metropolis

Unfortunately, there's no rocket ships

It's inevitable, there's no stopping this

If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, yeah

Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, 'cause I want you

If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain

Even though I know how good you'd taste

I would get addicted just like cocaine

I would drain every drop of blood from your veins

So fuck that, I can't be getting infected

I'm covered in guts so I won't be detected

Looking for a cure so that we can inject it

And one day, finally be reconnected!

Until then I'm just trying to survive

Taking off heads with an old samurai

Dismemberment from the left to right

I'm making blood rain down from the sky

Surrounded by red mist and rotten flesh

I double tap every time I stop and check

It's necessary to be cautious

Protecting my heart from the darkest forces!

If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, yeah

Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, 'cause I want you

You'd be hiding in a second floor apartment

Knocking all the stairs down

To save your life from the undead

Double barrel shotgun taking out the slow ones

Then you'd see the passion burning in my eye

And I'd keep my head...

If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, yeah

Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart, yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, 'cause I want you