UN-provoked Lyrics

Allow me to introduce ya

To a new segment I flame the booth up

Every few months I build up words on my page full of insults aimed at you sir

I really don't care if I take it too far

Got a whole bag that I'm letting loose of

Eyes don't shut these snakes probably think I'm stoned man I might need rem inducer

They ask me, how can I be like you bruh

You can't, just add a little beat and loop it

Your fans won't care cause their brains are mushed up (No fair)

Like a free ride to bus stop (Get in)

I'm meaner than the average Karen

Cleaner than a ransack from raiders bound to make you madden (Hey)

I could make it happen but I'd rather sit back and enjoy the action

Can't wait for you to drop your milk bottle and slip tumbling headfirst into the garden

I would give you the spiel but you already got it so head to bed

Wait, you already there (Ha, got'em)

What a bad day, that's what you say

When you can't fathom what actually happened to you

So let me explain, you're playing on a boss level

And your brain is having trouble conveying the things your mouth want to say

So you can't stop shaking your glands start breaking a sweat

You can't take any more of the stress

Man claims to have his foot on the throttle but isn't moving at all

So my dude why you still on the gas

And I hate to mention stationary when I staple and erase but that explains why

You ain't going anywhere while I'm ruling going cray on every beat

If you feel like this a little unprovoked that's probably cause it is

Just plopping shits on anyone I want to for kicks

I'ma lock on to anyone who thinks

Their gig's hot well I got something for ya call it a gift

I suggest you un-rap find a new hobby these heat seeking rockets do not miss

Ha, what can I say hip-hop is my anime

Boosted kicks and drooling spit but sometimes I get carried away

Two whole seasons in a day I can't put the pen away

I'm having too much fun abusing no one who knows where to aim

Shining till I take my reign

Someone told me calm it na I'm blitzing around in Santa's sleigh

Vixens done a dance on stage

Think I'm falling in love man there goes Cupid do your thing

That dash of vodka got me prancing around I think I hit all eight, wait

How rude of me

Got a little off topic, now back to your eulogy

For you to think I'm actually losing sleep attacking you it humours me

Man I could be a cracker looney how I'm spazzing on these tunes, abusing beats

Just blabbing on to all the patients at the ward about

What I'm gonna do to the community of rap

I'm scratching at the wall until I get it through to you I'm cracked

And I ain't talking Hooters when I say with food

I like to use some good diss track action (Damn)

And it's fuelling me my eyes are glued to two things the pen and pad

Um hello, eyes up here

Right, yeah uh sorry, could I just get the

Steak with a little bit of mash I'm trying to save space for vanilla ganache

Great, and we're you after anything else

Yeah, matter fact I should inform you that I hate catfish coz they make me nauseous

All this fake rap tastes plain and corny

And when are we gonna hear you go ham on a beat

Instead of talking about cashews and celery

That's hella green

Fans don't want to be healthy they just want sweet bars like in the old days

Ok, was that everything

Well in addition I was thinking

No, sir, um we're gonna have to ask you to leave

Wait, I'm not done

Let's go buddy, get up

Wait, I didn't even get to the main course, hey, I'm not tipping you for this

Wow that guy was like so annoying

I know and his food puns were kinda cheesy

Oh, good one