Ode to Scooters Lyrics

I'm a biker

I ride to school

I respect pedestrians and we're cool

Those on skateboards will get their way

But those scooters? Sorry I try to say

Get out of the way you're gonna crash

Stay out of the footpath

I wish balloons would lift you into the sky

And float you to China across the Pacific tide

I must have some vendetta

All the couples and trend setters

I know you're trying to get to from A to B

With the least amount of energy expended

But when you keep cutting everyone off

And act like you aren't gonna stop, please

Hey I'm just stating the facts of what I see

Get out of the way you're gonna crash

Stay out of the footpath

I wish balloons would lift you in the sky

And float you to China across the Pacific tide

The electric ones, I'm talking about if you didn't realize already

I have nothing against the regular types

You probably not gonna make it that far up the hill with those