Twisty Gigs Lyrics

Well you might be sitting all alone in your dingy digs

And you might be feeling left behind by the big-wigs

Well you can swallow your pride

But you can't make a meal outta coffee swigs

So ditch your downslide, grab your tools

And tighten up your twisty gigs

My gigs were all unraveled, and I felt like I was useless

My gigs were all outta gas, and I was totally juiceless

But then she showed up on my doorstep with her crispy Twix

And she twisted up my gigs again and now they're twisty gigs

She gave me back my twisty gigs

She twisted up my twisty gigs

Don't go thinking that you will

Live with twisty gigs from hell

You won't be doing that for long

Tighten up your twisty bits

Attenuate those on the fritz

Your twisty gigs just can't go wrong

Don't let your T-gigs get loose or you're gonna be in trouble

Keep your T-gigs tightened up or it's gonna break your bubble

And don't keep asking what the hell your twisty gigs are for

Or she'll take your twisty gigs and leave them out on the dance floor

Don't take away my twisty gigs

Please

Don't take away my twisty gigs

So don't get down if your twisty gigs are all in a fuddle

Unleash your twisty gigs and don't make it subtle

'Cause life is a twisted and tangled up twisty gig

And we're all winding up with our twisties untwisting in the twisted dig

She twisted up my twisty gigs

She twisted up my twisty gigs

Twisty twisty gigs

Twisty twisty gigs

Twisty twisty gigs