Sitcom Lyrics

Don't you wanna be in a sitcom

Staring at the front door

Waiting for the laugh track

But it only comes for

People who aren't spiteful

And visibly delightful

They say just take a handful

But you just took a mouthful

Haha what

Didn't your mother ever teach you

Not to talk to strangers

But here you are just hoping that you can talk to God

Won't you pay the toll

The credits they will roll

And say things like: Connor Tuttle as the Big Bad Evil Guy

You cast me as the antagonist

I'm more of a "psychoanalysist"

My character is just propaganda

'Cause I'd rather not spend my love life like George Costanza

(The guy from Seinfeld)

Praying for attention has got you pretty far

Haha uhh

But if you cry one more time I swear to god

I'm going to "Lady Bird" out of this damn car