The Bad Guy Lyrics

I'm indifferent to pussy, I'm a lazy lay

I'm only tryna fuck so I have a place to stay

Copping top from a salacious babe

And when she wants me to return the favour I say "no way I'm gay"

Joking girls, my head game's insane

I'm a magician when I'm licking, than I disappear like David Blaine

Unshaven hey, I say a muff buffet is a okay

Till I walk away and I choke like Macy Grey

Maybe one day these shrooms will erase my pain

And you'll see me wearing a loincloth and daisy chain

Smelling like I haven't bathed for days

Slaughtering goats and having satanic orgies by ancient graves

My teachers told me I'm a waste of space

My therapist told me I'm her strangest case

My priest prayed Id be saved by faith

My mother told me I'm perfect, in all my flagrant ways

I don't dance around these egg shells, nah I crush em daily

Call me The Bad Guy, it doesn't phase me

I'd say it's mainly my troubled childhood and the ADHD

Call me The Bad Guy it doesn't phase me

That's probably why I haven't got friends, and my brother hates me

Call me The bad guy it doesn't phase me

The only women that I love is the who raised me

So why would I give a shit if you judge me lady

Yeah I joke around a lot but understand Im no clown

Fuck it maybe I am, but I don't care I'm profound

At the same time, its a fine line between a brilliant man who astounds,

And a man who isn't mentally sound

Below the poverty line, is where I'll be found

I'm white trash, still I should be wearing a crown

I'm a dirty dog girl, so beware of the hound

Cos I kill the damn pussy, should be sent to the pound

I'm a Don, incase you unaware of the noun

To describe someone like me, the mare of the town

I don't need game girl, I just stand and start staring you down

Till I have your underwear on the ground

I like to rap about how I'm hell well-endowed

But these girls be disappointed when they get to my house

And get 12 second of missionary sex on the couch

And sure I own the place, still I let myself out

I don't dance around these egg shells, nah I crush em daily

Call me The Bad Guy, it doesn't phase me

I'd say it's mainly my troubled childhood and the ADHD

Call me The Bad Guy it doesn't phase me

That's probably why I haven't got friends, and my brother hates me

Call me The bad guy it doesn't phase me

Only women that I love is the who raised me

So why would I give a shit if you judge me lady

I'm an outlaw, I refuse to follow you flock of sheep

With your 9 to 5 slogs and measly 2 days off a week

I'm robbing these grocery shops and eating like mobsters eat

That Dom Perignon in me got me wobbling on my feet

Pussy popping on top me, body rocking erotically

Got me bobbing hypnotically and a lot of the these thotties be

Hustling dollars for college fees in this problem economy

So I offer these hotties modelling jobs yet ironically

I'm just constantly copping heat, called a monster apostrophe

Say Im jotting misogyny but that's common hypocrisy

If it bothers honestly just don't follow me obviously

You forgotten it's comedy mixed with solemn philosophy

Truth is often unpopular, I'm a modern day socrates

And the populous often seem like they gotten lobotomies

No apologies cop it sweet when I'm shocking ya sonically

With this drop from the Robbie P and the Don, you know what it be I'm The Bad Guy