Never Meet Your Heroes Lyrics

I've had a headache for three days. So I had an afternoon nap

And I dreamed Dad was here in lock down. In lock down with mum

And he was learning to play guitar

Dad was on bass

Mum was learning the lead

I said they could be the new Beautiful South

Dad said he could think of nothing worse

Than spending all your cash on a yellow car

Dad said you should never meet your heroes

Like that time he saw Bowie in a bar

I've felt like shit the last coupla days but I've still got to feed Paul's Cat

My brains going a million miles a minute

Who's up next to bat?

"I love you from the bottom of my pencil case"

You're all I need, dont cry it won't all end in public

Shouting my name at the gallows...