Up The Toon Lyrics

(Up the toon, yeah!)

I'm a Suffolk boy

Going up the north

Gonna see some sights

From the Tyne to Gosforth

Grab a pint

Have a walk with my takeaway cups

Is this bar dog friendly?

Wanna pet me some pups!

Up the toon

Up the toon

Tell everybody we're going up the toon

Up the toon

Up the toon

Tell everybody we're going up the toon

It's pop punk to hate on your home town

And Newcastle's better than my home town

No 24 hour Greggs in my home town

I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon

It's been a weekend and

I've been on a bender

Get 5 pints in me

Pretend I'm Sam Fender

Get off the metro

That's less than two meters

(That sounded shit)

Well I'm not Geordie

I can't say it like he does

I'm well aware

I'm not from there

But I had bloody good weekend

And when I'm famous

I'll be doing UK tours and start comparing

Birmingham to Edinburgh

Norwich down to Exeter

And if they're half as good as Newcastle

I won't return to sender

Up the toon

Up the toon

Tell everybody we're going up the toon

Up the toon

Up the toon

Tell everybody we're going up the toon

It's pop punk to hate on your home town

And Newcastle's better than my home town

No 24 hour Greggs in my home town

I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon

It's pop punk to hate on your home town

And Newcastle's better than my home town

No 24 hour Greggs in my home town

I'm no Geordie but I love going up the toon

Up the toon

Up the fucking town (Up the toon)

Yeah, hahahaha, yeah (Up the toon)

I love this city

It's better than my own

The people are nice

Greggs are open all night

I don't wanna go home

Up the toon

Up the toon

Up the toon

Up the toon

Up

The

Toon!