The Orb of Bestowing Squareness Lyrics

He's just another wasted superman in a parking lot

He can hear her blow her nose and he counts the snots

And at night when she combs her locks

He knows how many strands she's lost

Cuz his super x-ray vision works through ghetto walls

When she rides her car in anger he's flyin' high over her path

And though he breaks all looming boulders she grumbles at the aftermath

Yeah I guess he has to deal with whatever she's going through

And when she sleeps, he cries by the freeway

And taunts cars to run him through

He don't serve no city mayor or chief of the police force

He only answers to a pair of doll legs with a demon controlling them

And she's gotten so used to his unstoppable servitude

That she pays him no more mind than a gas station service dude

She could walk into a shark tank and wonder why their jaws don't work

All she'll see is a trail of bubbles where he zoomed around the joint

He's a non-commissioned fella

She's his desensitized Cinderella