SOB Lyrics

I'mma tell you folks a story

About this dumbass cop

Who went looking for trouble with me and my crew and then woke up without a job

We weren't hurtin' nobody

Sometimes girls play hard to get

You try and understand the trash coming out of her mouth with the alcohol and "ice" in your head

Anyway, there he was trying his best to act brave, bold and tough

He said "Alright, boys! You've had your fun and I think this girl has had enough."

But the last thing this cop learned was how to hang your head in shame

When he asked for my IC, and I obliged, and this dumbass read daddy's name

You don't mess with me, I'm an SOB, the rules simply don't apply

And when you talk to me, you better look at your feet or I'll spit right in your eye

You don't mess with me, I'm an SOB, I can do whatever the hell I want

You don't mess with me or I'll tell Tan Sri, I'm the Son of a Bangsawan

Now to watch a grown man piss his own pants has got to be the funniest shit in this world

But I shit you not that's exactly what happened when this prof tried to give me a whirl

The rules don't apply so you turn a blind eye if you catch me cheating on my papers

Or the next thing you know, you'll be wetting your pampers when Tan Sri comes to campus

You don't mess with me, I'm an SOB, the rules simply don't apply

And when you talk to me, you better look at your feet or I'll spit right in your eye

You don't mess with me, I'm an SOB, I can do whatever the hell I want

You don't mess with me or I'll tell Tan Sri, I'm the Son of a Bangsawan

Anyway, this college stuff just ain't for me so while I'm here I'll have my fun

Cause when Tan Sri finally kicks the bucket, I got me a company I got to run

But it's all a happy ending, even for that Dirty Harry wannabe cop

Who, last I heard, found his true calling selling 1 Ringgit Nasi Lemak

You don't mess with me, I'm an SOB, the rules simply don't apply

And when you talk to me, you better look at your feet or I'll spit right in your eye

You don't mess with me, I'm the son of an MP, I can do whatever the hell I want

You don't mess with me or I'll tell Tan Sri, I'm the Son of a Bangsawan