On Your Side of the Bed Lyrics

Are you sick of finding fecal matter on your side of the bed?

Are you sick of getting slapped in the face and punched in the head?

Are you tired of being yelled at and chased around your house?

Would you like to be alone rather than play cat and mouse?

Do you need some space?

Do you need to take a break?

Do you need to go and replenish yourself

'Cause there's nothing left to take?

Do you need some space?

Perhaps a trip to Mars

Should you apply some makeup

So that you can hide your scars?

Are you sick of finding something or somebody took a shit in your bed?

Are you sick of getting slapped and clocked in the head?

Are you tired of hearing insults shouted from another room?

Do you feel like a new day can't get here too soon?

Do you need some space?

Would you like to change the pace?

Would you like a little gift?

All wrapped up in lace?

Do you need some space?

Not Mars this time but Venus instead

I hear that it's no fun there

When acid rain falls on your head