Ichabod Crane (reprise) Lyrics

Hey, Ichabod, you tall, skinny bird-brain

How's your school goin'?

Are your students learning anything?

Because judging from the sheer stupidity of their teacher

I'd be surprised if they even knew how to spell their own names

Uhm, how do you spell your name, Mr. Bones?

I imagine any man possessing your high degree of intellect can surely spell his own name

B - uhm - B - uhm - well, I do know that my initials are B B, you dumb jerk

Sticks and stones may break my bones, Mr. Bones

Pardon the pun, heeheeheeheehee

But insults from a brilliant mind such as yours could never hurt me

Crept into town aboard the Midnight Coach

Slept an eerie night atop a depot bench

He called himself an educated man

He helped us all to learn to read and write

Ichabod Crane – a curious name

He isn't big and strong, but then, that's not his game

Ichabod Crane – the funniest name

You work us, but we love you all the same

You work us, but we love you all the same

You work us, but we love you all the same