A Tighty-whitie Wind Lyrics

When the farmer's wife hung some undies out to dry

A burst of whirly wind sent them high up in the sky

She pulled and tried to hold on tight but those undies fled

So a tighty-whitie wind started a blowin' overhead

That ol' tighty-whitie wind blew on by the farmer's wife

They waved as they went by like those undies came to life

One zipped into the pasture and it fell upon the dew

Now someone's wearing undies and they keep on saying

Moooooo

What a wonderful udder warmer

That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a blowin' past the cow

Blew the farmer's undies up

And they're even higher now

One zipped on by the stables and it fell into the hay

Now someone's wearing undies and they keep on saying

Neeeeigh

This is one nice feed bag

That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a blowin' past the horse

Blew the farmer's undies up on a roller-coaster course

Then some undies hit the roof, the king of crowing flew

He shot up in the sky and shouted

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Look ya'll

I'm flying

That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a-blowin' past the coop

Blew the farmer's undies up, and they're flying loop-de-loop

One landed in the meadow by the daffodils and straw

Now someone's wearing undies and they keep on saying

Baaaaaah

The wolf won't recognize me in my new mask

That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a-blowin' past the sheep

Lots of undies went off-road, and they covered farmer's jeep

A pair went by a billy and he caught it in his jaw

Now someone's eating undies and they keep on saying

Maaaaaah

Mmmmmmm

Tasty tighty-whities

That ol' tighty-whitie wind kept a-blowin' by the goat

Sent the farmer's undies up and it left 'em all afloat

Then the farmer came outside and he gave the goat a glare

Hey-you silly billy

Give me back my underwear

Well, that ol' tighty-whitie wind seemed to settle on down

Poor ol' farmer's plucking undies off the animals and ground

Then something hit his hiney. Shivers shook his knobby knees

His ol' hiney couldn't hide

From a tighty-whitie breeze