Bender Lyrics

She said I need to act my age

We only got one life we have to rage

She love me we're not on the same page

Speeding past one hundred on the gauge

Live as fast as the m p h

Lookin' for the ones with the slim waist

Who keep it together but still get shitfaced

I don't have free time for you to waste

If you do that you'll get replaced

Took about five shots to the face

Memories of tonight gone get erased

We stay posted at the home base

It's gonna be a long three days

It's a marathon, not a race

Liquor store run that's just in case

Another thirty rack and I'm in outer space

Three days we've been on a bender

Since a youngin I've been a full sender

She come over I love to bend her

This lifestyle just might offend her

What day is it I cannot remember

Got something goin in the blender

Just come here and love me tender

Three days we've been on a bender

If you pass it I will most likely hit it

Beat-up vans but I'm still fitted

They gone tell stories of the acts we committed

About four AM now I'm feelin' twisted

Could've said no I could've resisted

I stay too turnt at least I'm consistent

Momma doesn't have to say I know I'm gifted

I'm such a menace Dennis I admit it

We don't bite ma'am don't be timid

The stars outside look so vivid

Late but we're just getting started

No such thing as the after party

Don't want any fights please don't start shit

Tell her bring her ass right here and park it

Don't ask questions it makes me feel bombarded

Ima pour one out for the dearly departed

Three days we've been on a bender

Since a youngin I've been a full sender

She come over I love to bend her

This lifestyle just might offend her

What day is it I cannot remember

Got something goin in the blender

Just come here and love me tender

Three days we've been on a bender

Allergies why my eyes are red

Light one for the stresses in my head

I don't know the name of the lil' mama in my bed

Didn't tell her but I wanted her friend instead

My bad guess she must've been misled

The boys been with me they've never fled

Life's a movie they stick to the script

Never went and abandoned ship

Dancing like she trying to earn a scholarship

Remind me of Shakira when she moves those hips

Even let the ugly girls take a sip

If we don't they get an attitude we don't need that lip

Secrets of the night don't slip

Tomorrow like Copenhagen they have to dip

Didn't go anywhere but we took a trip

Living like we won the championship

Three days we've been on a bender

Since a youngin I've been a full sender

She come over I love to bend her

This lifestyle just might offend her

What day is it I cannot remember

Got something goin in the blender

Just come here and love me tender

Three days we've been on a bender

Three days we've been on a bender

Since a youngin I've been a full sender

She come over I love to bend her

This lifestyle just might offend her

What day is it I cannot remember

Got something goin in the blender

Just come here and love me tender

Three days we've been on a bender