Bail Money Lyrics

Wasn't suppose to be a crazy night

I was chillin with a glass of red wine

Wasn't really even missing him

Caught a cab to meet up with my friends

They were late so I was waitin at the bar

Looked out the window and I saw his car

Some other blond in the passenger seat

I saw red cause she wasn't me

Next thing I know

It's a collect call from a county jail

It's a long story can't wait to tell ya

Girl your gonna die when you hear this one

I messed up good but it was worth the fun

First things first can you get down here

I gonna need a ride and a ice cold beer

Bring my lipstick cause I'm looking a mess

Wearing last nights hair and a torn up dress

Hey hey honey don't forget the bail money

Bail money

Bail money

She walked in a blew me a kiss

Yeah I know can you believe that chick

Diggin her fake nails into his arm

Started doing shots tried to stay calm

Told myself to mind my own

Then I caught her at the stripper pole

Then somebody tapped me on the shoulder

In a blur the whole thing was over

It's a collect call from a county jail

It's a long story can't wait to tell ya

Girl your gonna die when you hear this one

I messed up good but it was worth the fun

First things first can you get down here

I gonna need a ride and a ice cold beer

Bring my lipstick cause I'm looking a mess

Wearing last nights hair and a torn up dress

Hey hey honey don't forget the bail money

Bail money

Bail money

Hey hey honey don't forget the bail money

Everybody said I cussed a bright blue streak

And I snatched her by the weave and did my best Bruce Lee

And I hit her with a right kicked her with the left

And I got a handful of that little black dress

I hear she's alright just a little banged up

But that's how I got here in these cold shiny cuffs

It's a collect call from a county jail

It's a long story can't wait to tell ya

Girl your gonna die when you hear this one

I messed up good but it was worth the fun

First things first can you get down here

I gonna need a ride and a ice cold beer

Bring my lipstick cause I'm looking a mess

Wearing last nights hair and a torn up dress

Hey hey honey don't forget the bail money

Don't forget the bail money

I need some bail money

Bail money