Welcome! Lyrics

Hey, welcome!

Thanks for stopping by

Just playing a little guitar, peacefully

Just gonna add some drums real quick

If you see a drumstick laying around somewhere could you let me know?

I hate having to just play drums one-handed

Although it is very easy for me

Because I'm very good

Thanks!

Jessie get out of my room!

I'm sorry, my dog likes sneaking in and messing with my synthesizer

Get out

This is very good though

Good girl

I'm gonna add some piano to this

Would you mind if I sang my heart out here for the next minute or so?

Thank you!

Stay away from me

A man's the last thing that a woman needs

Plant yourself a tree

In 20 years you're welcome to find me

If I had known that you were running away

I would've drawn you a way to make it home

If I had known that you were fading away

I would've held you and never let you go

If I had known that your friends and kind were eating you alive

I would've spoke my mind

If I had known that a girl could die and walk away just fine

I would've left you alone

Yo Jessie, you keep doing your thing

I'm gonna pull up some old White Delight lyrics

See if I still got it

Gonna rub Jessie's bod for an hour

Write a song in my head in the shower

Forget to write any lyrics down

Crank a sad amount of pushups and sit-ups out

Roll out my IT bands

Loosen up my glutes with my bare hands

Put some oatmeal in the microwave

Make a conscious effort every morning not to shave

I'm always tryna keep the ladies away

Ever since I broke a girl's heart in the 3rd grade

She wanted to be mine on Valentine's Day

I was literally 9 what'd you think I'd say?

Play some Wii Golf until the sun goes down

Spank myself every time that a putt rolls out

It's getting dark and there's nothing on

So I pick up my guitar and rest it in my arms

And sing a sad song about a girl I knew

Who asked me on a date right before I moved

I tried to explain long-distance doesn't work

But she's from South Vietnam and didn't recognize a word

Well thanks for stopping by

You can stay as long as you want

I think Jessie and I are just gonna keep jamming