Richard X Lyrics

Think hes got red hair and drinks enough

Coopers is his drop

Laughs at farts and dont smoke pot

By the way I stole this riff

Born in England

At the pub less than he'd like

Air guitars on trowels n shit

And he just sold a real nice bike

His dad is inta the macc lads

He used to smoke roll up drum

He drives a ute n runs the show

He used to be a biker

His name is Richard

He builds pools with his dad

He's about 28 and stocky

Think poolins the only job he ever had

Handle Greg on 4kz

And he'll keep a watch on ya weather

He's got no tatts and a couple a sisters

He's been into punk rock forever

He used to be a vegetarian

His best mate is a parrot

I think its South American

If ya ever went round, he'd have it

He got me into guns n wankers

And he used to smoke lucky strikes

He drives a golf and plays battlefield

He used to drive an Alfa