So Says Richard Lyrics

Richard is the name of a person somewhere

Who says the moon looks like a circle

The table looks like a square

He says that Russia is the biggest

Country in the modern world

It's improper for the older guys

To touch the younger girls

He's no doctor but he says

We'll all be dead at 25

There's just no way that you can drink so much

And keep yourself alive

We'll all die someday

So says Richard

He says that Canada is not the biggest

Country in the world

It's improper for the older guys to

Touch the younger girls

Please ensure that you do never

Look a big dog in the eye

It'll take it as a challenge and

You probably will die

We'll all die someday

So says Richard

Richard gives good advice to the kids

Richard gives good advice to the kids

In my town

Richard's core philosophy is that we're born to die

He loves the Frenchmen of the 50s

He loves chicken mushroom pie

He loves sitting at a vantage point

To watch the world go by

He likes to contemplate the brilliant way

Camus describes the sky

We'll all die someday

So says Richard

Richard gives good advice to the kids

Richard gives good advice to the kids

In my town

Richard gives good advice to the kids

Richard gives good advice to the kids

Richard gives good advice to the kids

Richard gives good advice to the kids

In my town