Motorola Lyrics

Hey how you doin man?

Pretty good but I got some allergies this year

How you doin man?

Pretty good I had a nice day

I went to the park by myself and then this guy with this like huge fuck-

How you doin man?

Well I was kind of in the middle of telling you how I was doing and you just interrupted me

How you doin man

Are you serious right now

Like I'm literally telling you how I'm doing

How you doin man?

Dude did you drive here

How you doin man?

How you doin man?

Stop stop

Just shut the fuck up ootz

Uh uh uh uh uh ay

I put her Asperger's all up on the back burner

Have an ass burger can't remember what her last words were

Bonky Honky yeah I boom in her womb

And the only plan I got is start suckin like a vacuum

Gemini's delight if you turn off the lights

Her face is pretty fuckin ugly but her body is tight

I got Steven King suckin all the silly string out my ding a ling

While I'm playing with his nipple bling

Gettin jiggy jiggy jiggy off them Motorolas got an 04 hoe

She call my Motorola

Gettin jiggy jiggy jiggy off them Motorolas got an 04 hoe

She call my Motorola

Want a broad with some bad parents

And some ass fat

Plus a bad dragon that she keeps in her backpack

That she whips out while she's chillin in her classes

Teacher gave the squirt test the whole class passed it

Better think twice before your speaking on the Magic

Don't want AIDS be a shame if you had it

Don't call Shane he's with Gabe ass grabbin

Cant feel ashamed giving brain in the cabin

Gettin jiggy jiggy jiggy off them Motorolas got an 04 hoe

She call my Motorola

Gettin jiggy jiggy jiggy off them Motorolas got an 04 hoe

She call my Motorola

Roaches in her ass aye

I treat her like an ashtray

Think we got an issue where the fuck I put the bug spray

This shits gettin bloody Nate Diaz scar tissue

Hella married miss' that all plan on being misused

Give her ten rounds in ten minutes

I came a ton she came non so I guess we'll split the difference

She's on her period but I still come over

This ain't the first time that I've played red rover like-

Gettin jiggy jiggy jiggy off them Motorolas got an 04 hoe

She call my Motorola

Gettin jiggy jiggy jiggy off them Motorolas got an 04 hoe

She call my Motorola

Gettin jiggy jiggy jiggy off them Motorolas got an 04 hoe

She call my Motorola

Gettin jiggy jiggy jiggy off them Motorolas got an 04 hoe

She call my Motorola

Better think twice before your dissin on the faction

HKMAGIC that's the king

That's the captain

From the fifth grade so I'm calling you the CRAPTAIN

You're not good at rapping and you got no fans clapping

I'm laughin

It's bafflin

How you get me knee slappin

Kid you better stop it

Rawdoggin Phyllis while we're chillin in the office

Shove Bob Vance in the fridge and then I lock it

Even Ken Kaniff'll will sniffle at all these miserable scribbles

Just play doo da's on fiddles

All of these hoo ha's I diddle

All these dead instrumentals

Need a send of or burial

But not from me got my girl waitin and she wetter than Ariel

Soggy like cereal

When you don't pour the milk first

Al Gore super serial

Haters can hate on my way everyday

But milk first the one true way

And I mean what I say

BITCH