Empty Hands Lyrics

I sleep too little and I smoke too much

I drink my money and don't eat enough

Saturday night, internet and whiskey sour

Early Sunday morning eating carrots in the shower

I drown my sorrow on lonely nights

Get so drunk I join dating sites

Nothing ever happens and I'm running out of goon

Then I'm eating ice cream using chocolate as a spoon

Here I am again at the bottom

Where nobody wants to be

So put out empty hands if you've got em'

And give a little clap to me

Somewhere I let go of the throttle

Now I have to blink to see

So fill your empty hands with a bottle

And have a little drink with me

I'd like to be a little bit fit

But I hate jogging and my stamina's shit

I'll go out to join a gym but when I come back

I'll be sitting at the TV with a coke and big mac

I utilize YouTube for muscle education

Exercise videos for extra motivation

At first Its captivating cos the men are toned and flexible

Then it seems degrading and a little homosexual

Here I am again at the bottom

Where nobody wants to be

So put out empty hands if you've got em'

And give a little clap to me

Somewhere I let go of the throttle

Now I have to blink to see

So fill your empty hands with a bottle

And have a little drink with me

Feeling Down

Freak and frown

Wasted years

Salty tears

Here I stand

With empty hands

One more beer

And it's up from here

Here I am again at the bottom

Where nobody wants to be

So put out empty hands if you've got em

And give a little clap to me

Somewhere I let go of the throttle

Now I have to blink to see

So fill your empty hands with a bottle

And have a little drink with me