The Ballad of the Juul Girl Lyrics

I remember in like ninth grade

I would just go insane during Romeo and Juliet

Cause I was

I could read at like a normal pace

And then everyone else like just didn't

Couldn't read

Like any of the words

I hate when that happens

Like I could barely understand it

So I could only imagine what it would be like

For more challenged readers

Oh man

Which wasn't helped by that one girl

That was like talking really loudly in the back of the class

You know on the last day of school she pulled out like a Juul

And then started like smoking it

In the middle of the class on the last day

Cause she thought she wouldn't get in trouble

And obviously she did

Cause you would have to be a fucking idiot to think

If you vaped in the middle of class you wouldn't get in trouble

And she didn't even try to hide it right

She just blew a fat cloud in the middle of class

Yeah and my teacher got really mad at her and called security

She just refused to go

Oh man

Yeah that class wild

Swear I met my friend K'ayum

I drew him a picture of this dinosaur

Just completely made out of penises

It was called Cockasaurus Rex

No it was called Cockasaurus Sex

That's what it was called

Oh of course

Ah those were the good old times

That's the tale of the girl who Juuled in my English class

The ballad

The ballad of the girl

The ballad of the Juul girl

This is fucking terrible we've achieved nothing