Keep Happening Lyrics

I celebrate sex work

For the big tots and the free puddy

I love how we both agree

To pretend like it ain't hurting

Make your money

In a hurry

Downhill, betch

After thirty

Refresh

Repress

My dink ain't worthy

I tried to quit again

But my dink and hand just don't agree

My post-come clarity

Don't outweigh my ecstasy

I'm a simp

Oh man

Some nice tiddies get my dink dizzy

And algorithms, they know this

That's why my feed is NIP CITY

Why

Do

These things

Keep Happening

Happening to

Me

(I'm a SIMP)

Why

Do

These things

Keep Happening

Happening to

Me

(I'm a SIMP)

Talk about my weekend, man

Choking chicken to the Only Fans

It's my only plans

I'm a lonely man

Switch it up, use the other hand

Cause I can

And I cannot stop

Buff my rod til the brain pops

Nut in the sky, making raindrops

Get a bucket and a mop

Another trip to the spank bank

I pull my trigger, fire blank blanks

My nuts are dried of the juice

Cause I never let them recoup

I think they're pooped

From the nights that I put them through

Small and red and sad and bruised

My dink it dying of overuse

Call the popo, that's abuse

Why

Do

These things

Keep Happening

Happening to

Me

(I'm a SIMP)

Why

Do

These things

Keep Happening

Happening to

Me

(I'm a SIMP)

I'm a slave to her puddy,

I'm a slave to her puddy

Why do these keep happening?

Why

Do

These things

Keep Happening

Happening to

Me

Why

Do

These things

Keep Happening

Happening to

Me

(I'm a SIMP)