I Kicked A Hole In Your Fence Lyrics

I kicked a hole in your fence

I kicked a hole in your fence

I swung my boot until it cracked

I kicked a hole in your fence

You can build it as tall as you like to keep me out

But have no doubt in advance

As soon as I get my chance

I'm coming back

On track to relentlessly attack

And kick a hole in your fence

And I eagerly anticipate this life changing experience

A fact of the utmost importance

Through the fence I'll unleash an army of rodents

A trained and vicious pack of rats

These rats have no fear

They trained for weeks... months... years

Joy and laughter, heartache and tears

Rats will penetrate your interior

I kicked a hole in your fence

I kicked a hole in your fence

The rats I released are hungry

And have incredible endurance

I made the hole at night

And left no evidence

Not a pebble out of place

No scent, nor fingerprint

Now you pay for your crimes

We'll start with dollars and cents

Go ahead, fix your fence

Scoff at the minor expense

It makes no difference

Because no defense can prevent

My boot from kicking a hole

In what it is I'm sworn against

I kicked a hole in your fence

I kicked a hole in your fence

A violent turn of events

I kicked a hole in your fence

I kicked a hole in your fence

And the rats that attack

Are wide awake and alive

With chattering teeth like sharpened knives

And they gnaw on your furniture

And leave an awful stench

And you will attempt to eradicate them

By leaving your house and pitching a tent

You will get a taste of how it feels

To be without a home, paying rent

Your heart palpitating like a failing stent

And all the while

The bills get greater and greater

And much to your chagrin

You will realize

That you hired

Grand Commander: the exterminator

The leader of the rats

What you thought was the end was just the beginning

You took pills to ignore and pretend

The sad tale of your fading heaven

Little did you know

You were only on the cusp

Of being targeted again and again

You paid the one who kicked a hole in your fence?!

Which can never make up for what you took from me

Life and time, lonely nights spent

Crying tears of malevolence

Boiling with every swing of my steel toed boot

As I angrily fume with intense disrespect

Hurting my leg as I mercilessly kick a hole in your fence

I kicked a hole in your fence

I kicked a hole in your fence

A violent turn of events

I kicked a hole in your fence

I kicked a hole in your fence

And you came home and screamed

Because your house was pristine?

You felt sweet relief

Finally an end to the grief

No longer victims

Of a pack of rats and thieves

Who robbed your home of your pitiful dreams

Lackluster scenery and garden greens

But the truth that your eyes couldn't see

Was that the joy you were experiencing was truthless

Because the plan unleashed

Was both ruthless and toothless

Malicious

And to feasting rats

Delicious

Pernicious

As days go by

And the horror grows weaker

Unbeknownst to you

The foundation attacked by rats cracks

And your problems get deeper

The relief in the here and now

With every creak and improper sound

First raises an eyebrow

And then suspense turns to dread

Dread turns to fear

One by one the cracks continue to appear

First in the ceilings

Then in the walls

Small bits of paint

Begin to fall

The joy from the garden

The greenery scenes

Turn into agony

And laughable screams

And the house you built

On the back of my dreams

Is crumbling and tumbling

And the reality of life is forever stumbling

Worse than it seems

Like catching your balance

On a narrowing beam

Suspended above a bustling street

With the beam extending ahead

As far as your eyes can see

And you my friend are forever condemned

To walk on the beam

Forever condemned to walk on the beam

I kicked a hole in your fence

I kicked a hole in your fence

A violent turn of events

I kicked a hole in your fence