What I Deserve ft. Joe Patton Lyrics

Well I listened to Waylon, Willie, and Cash sing all the wrongs they had done

But instead of scaring me away

I said man that sounds like fun

A deck of cards and some whiskey are now my only friends

And they will be the only ones that see my way to early end

I really hope that Jesus grades on a curve

Oh good lord don't let me get what I deserve

I deserve every beer to be hot for all the lies in the bars I've told

And for all the fights that I've started

Mike Tyson should knock me out cold

I'm pretty sure my spot in Hell is front row and reserved

But good lord don't let me get what I deserve

When I was teen I thought my life needed a new kind of way to have fun

So I started lying and sneaking and hiding

Living life like I was on the run

Other guys with vices like mine are now my only friends

And they've made sure that I've matured at the same slow rate as them

When I stand under a steeple I begin to lose my nerve

Oh good lord don't let me get what I deserve

I oughta never catch another fish for all the girls that I let go

And I know I'll get what's coming to me for the cigarettes that I smoked

I'm pretty sure my spot in hell is front row and reserved

But good lord don't let me get what I deserve

I deserve every beer to be hot for all the lies in the bars I've told

And for all the fights that I've started

Mike Tyson should knock me out cold

I'm pretty sure my spot in Hell is front row and reserved

But good lord don't let me get what I deserve