My Vexing Valentine Lyrics

Wake up Monday morning in a haze of regret

Coffee in my hand when I notice that you had sent

Fifty-one drunk texts

Haven't even spoken in a couple of months then you say

'We should get together before I'm going away'

And then you leave me on read

You said I'm your closest friend

Well darling that must suck for you

I swear you cross my mind

Once every fourth or fifth blue moon

You said 'Why don't you come see Wavves with me

And we can see where that ends?'

Which is how I wound up holding your sweatshirt

While you were moshing with your boyfriend

Having history's always a hell of a tread

And making plans with you is like a kick in the head

By now I'm gonna need new teeth

Insist you didn't mean to leave me hanging like that

Then you come 'round like the dentist with a sucker in hand

Only oral in how it's like a surgery

You don't smoke anymore

Now you've got nothing to do

You don't fuck anymore

You've run out of boys to use

But if you'd like to come to hell with me

You're free to tag along

I got two tickets to oblivion

So just text me if you wanna come with

My vexing valentine

It ain't fun

And it ain't healthy

You say you love-

No you never even liked me

Wake up Monday morning in a stranger's bed

Then I realize god damn it I was with you again

(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la)

I associate your name

With feeling like I've been used

For some reason though

I just can never seem to refuse

So if you'd like to come to hell with me

You're free to tag along

I got two tickets to oblivion

So just text me if you wanna come with

My vexing valentine