Jasper Lyrics

Move along, 'cause you are in my way

And I gotta get to where I'm going

Sweet Jasper makes it rain

When it really should be snowing

When it's been a real long day

Jasper's sitting like a king

He may not be up to dance

But he sure knows how to sing

Thankfully he cannot run

'Cause he'd be running after you

Something 'bout him makes you sane

And something about that isn't true

Jasper's underneath the surface

And you're walking right on top

He'll make you feel like you are worthless

Right before you start to drop

Jasper's nothing but an angel

Sent straight up from hell

Was he something worth explaining?

Well, that I couldn't tell