Dixie Cups Lyrics

Illuminated chalice

Oh important paper cup

If I rinse my mouth with this, will I have class enough

Oh you said that's how I do it

And you're Roman in Rome

But I hate those tiny Dixie cups

They make me wish that I was home

In someone else's bathroom

Using someone else's things

I'll follow all the rules you set

I can scrub the lime-rust rings

I'll be somewhere else with someone else

Wasting someone else's time

I'll be someone else to someone else

I can use my hands next time

Yeah your bathroom was truly special

The greatest tiles I ever saw

Ever saw

But you bummed me out when you hand me lists

Of commandments and laws

And laws

I'll be somewhere else with someone else

Wasting someone else's time

I'll be somewhere else to someone else

A new toothbrush costs a dime

Oh you want me to keep my shoes on in every room I stand

You know that brings the dirt inside but it's your land

And I've been to many households

And I'll go to many more

And I will stand for what I am

But I got dirt on your floor

I'll be somewhere else with someone else

Wasting someone else's time

I'll be someone else to someone else

A new toothbrush costs a dime

And ch'yeah