The Laundry Room Song Lyrics

There's a spot upon the floor

It's always clean

Nobody goes there

There's a sign along the freeway

Stating twenty miles

To nowhere

So I took the exit following

The sign was right

There's not a thing

I remember some one telling me

Avoid rural communities, boy

If you're gonna grow your hair long

There's a spider near the ceiling

Spinning webs

He's always working

I feel bad

To tear them down

When I clean my house on Thursdays

But he doesn't get discouraged

Climbs back up

And starts his spinning

I got a funny feeling

That the spider

Thinks he's winning

There's a man upon on the sidewalk

Always drunk

Nobody knows him

All his life possessions

In a shopping cart

Beside him

His status economically

Is derelict

It's plain to see

I remember someone warning me

In lieu of human decency

Boy

If you're gonna grow your hair long

Yeah boy

If you're gonna grow your hair long