Bad Daddy Jokes Lyrics

Little baby you were born last night

In the middle of your mom picking a fight

I punched her in the stomach like Thor

And you just slid to the floor

Premature

Little baby your mom and I are good

We made up the way a couple really should

And we'll do a good job raising you

To do chores in a year or two

Little baby you'll clean the whole house

If you're still crawling you'll pick crumbs under the couch

But don't you dare think about eating them

Or we'll give you to Uncle Jim

Little baby of course you need fed

We'll also make you a bed in daddy's old shed

Gain the strength to work for us without pay

Eat PBJ when we say

Little baby one day you'll grow old

But respect means you still do what you're told

We're not of this word is the way we believe

Just like Christians say, but different breed

Little baby there's a lot more to come

But the rest is a surprise

We cannot tell you the entire truth

But you can see it in our eyes

Hey little baby, we love you

Sweet dreams

Daddy's got a little solo to do