Atlantic Shitty Lyrics

I wanted this song to be about how much I needed a wild night out

It's true in a way but not in the way I wanted

Seeing signs for Absecon and driving right past Stockton

Put a knot in my stomach and I could hardly stomach the idea of food

But god am I thirsty and tonight Cody turns thirty

And I can't think of a better time to relapse

But alas, it's my responsibility to get these boys home safely

So help me god if that isn't what happens

I know what will happen

If I put that drink to my lips

And let my disease get a hold of the poison

They'll be pissed as they're calling their Lyft

And if I don't die I'll wind up in prison

Cause that's what happens

When you smell the bay and see the bright array of lights

You know you'll be gambling on having a good time

I'm staring at a screen with tropical fish

And it's making all kinds of noises

Sure sounds like I'm winning

But that number's decreasing

I know I'm due for a big one

So I'm taking out my wallet

I know it's gonna happen, come on any second now

Please don't tell me I have a problem with this too

I have a problem with this too

And I know I can never walk at the right time

I'm always walking a fine line

Say it ain't so

Say it ain't so