She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

Got some Loraclear so never fear

Come out and dance

Dry those eyes come out and boogie

Is that a pocket full of tissues or are you just happy to see me?

You're on the run, not in a good way

You're so much fun even in this state

When we're old and grey what will you say?

On Saturday nights I would blow my nose or dance the night away

Pollen ain't as good drinks stolen

Put that nasal spray away

Screw that hay fever lets relieve ya

Tonight you don't have to pay

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

Got some Loratadine so don't cause a scene

Come out and dance

Wouldn't waste my good knickers on a bad night

Always pick a bad red over a good white

Come out fight the good fight, no excuses

A tissue a tissue we all fall down

Surely another round

Let your soul out for a second

Sleep when you're dead we've gotta head

Put a hanky in your pocket full of posies

Don't let the door stop you anymore

You're cheeks are looking awfully rosy

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

She's a sniffly lady

Antihistamine popping baby

Got some Loraclear so never fear

Come and dance