To: me Lyrics

Well this is never going to work

If you've been practicing

Spending your whole adult life

Under the knife

Not this again

Be in awe of the marvelous, magnificent

What if the why doesn't matter

Are you ready for a question that I gathered

Is there such thing as too much information

Gears move you upward like a ladder

After all

What do we do in the present moment

That we did not do in the past

So far our curiosity is foundational

I reward value and I ask

Tripping up my grooved thinking

Your old brain eats your new brain

Now what the hell was I thinking

I hope this message finds you again

I want to be of assistance

I want to be your assistant

I would like to start by saying that I

Respect and admire your existence

So, do you want to partner up more official

I got ten to twenty hours a week

At least initial

Can help with clerical work or commission

Construction or carpentry projects if that's the issue

How about graphic design and advertisement

Or miscellaneous shenanigans of your devisement

I'd be happy to be available for consignment

This is Alex by the way

And then I signed it

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