Geographic Tongue Lyrics

I have a geographic tongue, it's true

Topographical

With hills and valleys, I know

I want to french kiss you

Taste all the skin on you

Make sexy love to you

Lick your body parts too

But you won't let me

That's ok, I totally understand

But you said you like my body

And if I keep my mouth shut you'll hold my hand

Mission Impossible 9 is due

I've written letters

To the directors and to Tom Cruise

The franchise is your favorite

I don't care much for it

I like the rock climbing bit

But it's not that realistic

It's November at the movies

Your eyes are on the screen and that old actor man

And no one's looking at me

I can finally yawn while I hold your hand

And I've taken up brushing

My teeth and my tongue whenever I can

And it seems to be helping

But I can't stop the smoking, and I can't stop the whiskey

So I've taken up running

I've gotta keep this body as long as I can

I'm coming out of hiding

I am my own captor and I'm setting myself free

And I don't know what's coming

But I am finally ready, I can finally see

There's just something about me

And it's always been with me, something I'll always need

And he's looking right at me

And I love him, and he loves me