Have You Ever Wondered if Osama Bin Laden's Ever Fallen in Love? Lyrics

I woke up in my bed again this morning

I was surrounded by forty prepubescent virgins

My fingers were still dripping in the scent

Of napalm on a warm September morning

The CIA has hacked my tinder account

I've been matching with all these nice honest white women

Maybe we could go out for some coffee

Or the destruction of the global capitalist market

But have you ever wondered

If Osama Bin Laden's ever fallen in love?

I bet he has

'Cause what is love

If not emotional terrorism

Have you wondered if Osama's ever fallen in love?

We could build a house in the Afghani caves

And wait for the USA to return the favor

I've been plotting for the end for so damn long

That when it finally came I had nothing to hope for

Because hope will not arrive for two more terms

Until then I guess we will just have to make due

Until they shoot me in the head and burn my body

And spread my ashes across the sea away from you

But have you ever wondered

If Osama Bin Laden's ever fallen in love?

I bet he has

'Cause what is love

If not emotional terrorism

Have you wondered if Osama's ever fallen in love?

But have you ever wondered

If Osama Bin Laden's ever fallen in love?

I bet he has

'Cause what is love

If not emotional terrorism

Have you wondered if Osama's ever fallen in love?