
Don't Ride Your Bike Lyrics
- Genre:Country
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
I'd had a few beers but my bike was fine
Said if I could hold on he could toe the line
So I fired him up and shifted him down
Centered my lights on the edge of town
It was just about dark as I rolled to a stop
When up beside me came a Richmond County Cop
He said pull the thing over son you're driving too fast
So I flipped him the bird and told him to kiss my ass
Don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking
It'll put you in a bind no matter what you're thinking
And it won't be long before bars are clinking
So don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking
I saw blue lights so I hammered down hard
Until I finally laid it down in some lady's yard
Jumped up real quick just to have some fun
But they whooped my ass with the butt of that gun
Don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking
It'll put you in a bind no matter what you're thinking
And it won't be long before bars are clinking
So don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking
3 Knots on my head and 2 black eyes
1 Big ol fine and a DUI
A week long stay in the county jail
I guess my bike wouldn't pay my bail
Don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking
It'll put you in a bind no matter what you're thinking
And it won't be long before bars are clinking
So don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking