Don't Ride Your Bike Lyrics

I'd had a few beers but my bike was fine

Said if I could hold on he could toe the line

So I fired him up and shifted him down

Centered my lights on the edge of town

It was just about dark as I rolled to a stop

When up beside me came a Richmond County Cop

He said pull the thing over son you're driving too fast

So I flipped him the bird and told him to kiss my ass

Don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking

It'll put you in a bind no matter what you're thinking

And it won't be long before bars are clinking

So don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking

I saw blue lights so I hammered down hard

Until I finally laid it down in some lady's yard

Jumped up real quick just to have some fun

But they whooped my ass with the butt of that gun

Don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking

It'll put you in a bind no matter what you're thinking

And it won't be long before bars are clinking

So don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking

3 Knots on my head and 2 black eyes

1 Big ol fine and a DUI

A week long stay in the county jail

I guess my bike wouldn't pay my bail

Don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking

It'll put you in a bind no matter what you're thinking

And it won't be long before bars are clinking

So don't ride your bike when your bikes been drinking