Miss Bar Tender Lyrics

Miss bar tender bar tender

Wont you please let me back in

Miss bar tender bar tender

I didn't mean to get eighty sized

Miss bar tender bar tender

Wont you please let me back in

Miss bar tender bar tender bar tender

I swear I didn't pop off at the lip

Yeah

I was pretty drunk that night

The sharks ham was on

And I was just chilling

Me and all my homies

I was feeling kinda real

Feeling swerved

Feeling like I new everyone's deal

I was stepping to the bar

To get my last drink

Cause I had four dollars

That were inside my pocket so holler

At the bar tender I did

She was being a bitch

She said I didn't have enough money

To get a drink

So I tried to cleverly

Talk my way into a free on

But she said no freebies here son

I'm like what about those chicks over there then

You hooked them up with a freebee earlier

Maybe cause your just good friends

But lets be on the way

To the situation

Making her a class ten

Super easy bitch to piss off

You know the kind of chick that opens their mouth

And makes your dick soft

She's never gonna let it go

Never gonna live it down

Cause shell never except the way that she looks

Or how she sounds

So terrible

To hit it you'd have to be faded

Plus contain the genetic code

Of a Neanderthal to out date it

So miss bar tender bar tender

Wont you please let me back in

Miss bar tender bar tender

I didn't mean to get eighty sixed

So believe me when

I say its not my fault

This bitch is on a power trip

And she is involved

They like top call me truth

Aka problem solved

Cause when I spit it

I just spit it like a pit of an olive

For the people on the planet

With proper patients practiced

Providing perfect punctuation

Promptly portraying the power

Predicating that you will probably will never let me back in

Miss bar tender

You can go to fucking hell and eat a mile long of shit

Miss bar tender

You can play this at your club so you'll finally be bumping hits

Miss bar tender

I feel sorry for your kids because their mom is such a bitch

Miss bar tender

She say she everything

But she's not

She's just a bitch

Trying to get some dick and make it rich

Where the real ladies at

Where the real ladies at

Where the real ladies at