Really That's Just Egregious Lyrics

When I showed up late for our wedding

And I told I forgot your ring

You see I hid it out in the doghouse

Cause I knew old rover won't sing

I was just trying to be facetious

I thought it might be kind of funny

Really that's just egregious

Now that rover got all my money

Why do a dog need any money

He don't got to pay no rent

His food is in the bowl but he's getting kind of old

Maybe he wants to go to France

Now rover's got a house and I'm in the yard

And the dog's sleeping in my bed

He sent me outside to get the newspaper

Then let the cat in instead

I think old rover done made his point

He was just trying to be facetious

But a dog with a sense of humor

Really that's just egregious

Why do a dog need any money

He don't got to pay no rent

His food is in the bowl but he's getting kind of old

Maybe he wants to go to France

Pourquoi un chien a-t-il besoin d'argent

Les chiens n'ont pas à payer de loyer